Doctors Orders!

In a previous post, I was pondering my all too imminent death, and opined that Russ may have poisoned us while we were in S.F. My basis for this allegation was the fact that I was sleeping way more, and way deeper than usual. I literally could not keep my eyes open. This is actually very rare for me. In my normal life, I am an insomniac to the nth degree (I think Deach knows what this is like - based on the fact that he is always the first one to comment on my videos...at like 4:00 A.M EST). I am lucky to sleep six fitful hours each night...in fact, six hours would be heaven.

Well, now that time has passed and we are more than a week removed from our excursion, my sleeping habits are returning to normal. Meaning I can't sleep for shit. So the only conclusion I could draw is that Russ didn't poison me at all. I was sleeping the sleep that only three days of uke playing with my favorite people could produce (and you know what I mean by "uke-playing"). So now I have come to the realization that the only way to achieve that kind of peaceful sleep is through another UCB function. Adelle suggested quarterly meetings. Since sleep is so important to our overall health, I think she may be on to something. Now if I can only talk my medical insurance provider into paying for the trip....

NOTE: For those of you readers who do not have full UCB membership...fear not, you too can get a peaceful night's sleep. All you have to do is get together with good friends, drink WAY too much alcohol, play a lot of music, and stay up for the better part of 96 hours. Let me know if you need a note from your doctor. And be sure to share your experience with us. -Boozelele M.D.