Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Bo Diddley, the Original Mack Daddy

Bo Diddley is so cool he can play songs with his name in the title.

"Bo! Awesome song! What'cha gonna call it?"

"Bo Diddley."

"Don't ya think that's a little-"

"Don't question Bo Diddley! If Bo Diddley says the name of the song is Bo Diddley, then the name of the song is Bo Diddley!"

Seriously. There's the self titled track, Bo Diddley, then there's Hey Bo Diddley, The Story of Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley is Loose, Bo Diddley's Hootnanny... he even has a song called Bo Diddleys Dog. Then there's Bo's Blues, Bo's Guitar, Bo's Twist, Bo's Waltz... and my personal favorite title: Bo's a Lumber Jack. Yeah, seems like he was stretching at that point.

"Bo Diddley's gonna play a new song. It's a song about Bo Diddley. It's called 'Bo Diddley put the Rock in Rock N Roll'"

"Bo, it's kind of presumptuous to-"

"Quiet! Bo Diddley did put the rock in rock N roll! Now you best settle down before Bo Diddley takes it back out!"

He did, however write the classic blues song I'm A Man, so thanks for that one! I'm thinking the reason most of his songs were written about himself is ... well... check some of his other titles: You Ugly, Cookie Headed Diddley... and... I'll Lick Yo Face. Yes I'm serious about that one.

"You'll lick my what?!"

"Bo Diddley will lick yo face! Don't make Bo Diddley do it!"

"Bo, Bo... calm down!"

"Do you want Bo Diddley to lick yo face?! Bo Diddley swears he'll do it!"

I don't know why Bo Diddley becomes Ike Turner in my head ;)


RussBuss said...

1. Ned Flanders.

2. Your mock dialogues are exquisite.

Anonymous said...

if you think Elvis invented rock and roll you don't know Diddley.

Baron said...

No one puts Bo in the corner.

Grumpy Coyote said...

Is it bad that I kina want Bo to lick my face? Perhaps I should just start referring to myself in the third person.

Naw... Grumpy Coyote aint hep enough to compete with Bo.

DeG said...

Bo who?

Adelle the Great said...

Who would've thought that Russ would leave the most mature comment?

RussBuss said...

ball piddley. happy now?

Boozelele said...

Bo likes his chicken spicy.


Good grief. How did I miss this amazing post? Outstanding, Bo Delly!

HyperBob said...

Didn't Bo also do "Diddley squat"

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