Friday, March 25, 2011

Yes but which spice are you?


Yesterday, I had an hour long round table discussion with the guys regarding this tough issue.  If we were to live the Spice Girls movie (and who wouldn't want to?), which spice would you be?  I'm thinking Alan would be Scary Spice,  Adelle would be Punch You in the Balls Spice, the Baron would be Delicate Spice, Booze would be Old Spice, Deach would be He Who Controls the Spice, Grumpy would be Dungeons N' Spice, Little6ster would be Smurfette Spice and I would most likely be Five Spice.  If I got any of that wrong, please correct me in the comments below.

Would this movie work?  Who could play the tour bus driver's part better than Meat Loaf?  Have we really run out of things to blog about?  Where is the infinite wisdom of Tony Robbins when you need him the most?

10 comments:

howlinhobbit said...

Boozelele would only be "Old Spice" because I'm not a UCB dood.

I'm not only older than him, but I use the Old Spice pit stick and occasionally the aftershave.

So there. :-P

RussBuss said...

@HH: are you volunteering to play the part of the tour bus driver? that would be most excellent!

regarding who's the older spice: Boozelle has some pretty good first-hand stories from The Great War were he served as a pistol polisher.

Boozelele said...

I am pretty old. In fact I went to high-school with Jesus. He was a senior when I was a freshman. ...kind of a dweeb. He got shoved into lockers a lot. ...but what does that have to do with the spice girl movie? Hell, I dont know. Im an old man, I get confused.

My favorite spice? Dill-weed. I may be old, but I'm REALLY immature.

The chosen one said...

My mom said, "Girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice." So I gutted the neighbor girl to prove her wrong.

Baron said...

"Look at your man, now look at Booze, now back at your man. Now, look at Booze. Your man can't be like Booze, but he can smell like Booze."

DeG said...

LOL @ Baron, I was thinking the same thing! Booze is the real Old Spice man! What about Salt -n- Pepa: The original Spice girls?

Alan said...

Boo!

(I'm scary!)

Boozelele said...

Remember that one video when Scary wore the green tube top, and it was cold. That was cool. I wish Alan was her.

Grumpy Coyote said...

Ill tell you what I want... What I really really want...

howlinhobbit said...

@RussBuss: I didn't watch the video--cuz I really really didn't want to--but now I'm going to have to just in order to see if that's the bus driver you're talking about.

(p.s. wish freaking blogspot would really really support OpenID so that I could get new comment notifications in my spambox... errr... inbox. this manually clicking back thing is SO 90s!)

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