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I wanna throw a jar of mayonaise @ the dude on the left....or possibly run up to him while he's performing & piss on his wretched puppet. While Im there fucking with puppet master....I might as well grab the other dudes ball sack & stretch it over his head just for associating with puppet dong.
He just looks so happy playing it that I can't really hate him for it sounding like a duck playing a rusty trumpet glued to an oboe...maybe dying cat is a better and simpler descriptor.
Note that it did not say Wonderful World at the beginning of the video, it said Wanderful.. I guess it is because the sound of the sperm trumpet makes people want to wander away..far away.
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I wanna throw a jar of mayonaise @ the dude on the left....or possibly run up to him while he's performing & piss on his wretched puppet. While Im there fucking with puppet master....I might as well grab the other dudes ball sack & stretch it over his head just for associating with puppet dong.
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oh my god! that singing sperm is the coolest instrument i've ever seen. i'm off to ebay!!!
@chuck: meth is a terrible drug.
He just looks so happy playing it that I can't really hate him for it sounding like a duck playing a rusty trumpet glued to an oboe...maybe dying cat is a better and simpler descriptor.
"...a duck playing a rusty trumpet glued to an oboe"
Oh my - that is the best description ever.
Even though it makes me want to kill myself, and them, I love it.
Hilarious!! What's the name of this instrument? I want it!!!
That is the craziest instrument I have ever seen. What a wonderful world. This blog rocks.
i..er... my ears hurt. make the bad noise stop.
Note that it did not say Wonderful World at the beginning of the video, it said Wanderful.. I guess it is because the sound of the sperm trumpet makes people want to wander away..far away.
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