Sweden is a great country in many ways. We have beautiful, clean nature, a very democratic, equal society and a health care system that would make the Tea Party Patriots vomit with revulsion, just by thinking about how well we take care of those less fortunate. Well, fuck all that! I'd be happy to go all Sarah Palin on those poor fuckers, just to get a piece of some of those great things you have in the USA. I'm not talking about the Second Amendment, Adam Sandler or even Baconnaise.
I'm talking about bitches. Not any ol' kind of bitches (we have plenty of those), but the Uke Crazy Bitches. I want to be with you Uke Crazy Bitches. And most of all, I want to go to the Adellepalooza! Oh man… Just thinking of all of you laughing, singing, playing, drinking, smooching, swordfighting and snacking on sausages without me just breaks my poor sensitive little emo heart.
But I hope the image of me, naked and in foetus position on my cold cellar floor, crying my eyes out - while the rest of my family and friends celebrate my sons 2nd birthday upstairs - won't spoil the party for you all…
Happy Adellepalooza, bitches!
The happy days...
5 comments:
Oh Baron- I could hear your voice in my head through this whole entry. Hellofa first blog post, my friend. You will be missed this weekend. Every time someone eats a miniature cocktail weenie, we'll think of you.
the swordfighting ain't gonna be the same without you. we'll try to have fun anyway. happy birthday Svante!
Boo! i'm gonna cry all the week-end, no birthday, no UCB friends, no daughter.... i'm so utterly wretched i will need to meet one or two bottles of wine... no, don't say nothing... i'm inconsolable!!!
Wonderful first post Heavy B!
and Happy Adellepalooza, bitches!
My hair hurts.
LOL @ adelle and booze's comments.
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