Woke up in the middle of the night and Uked all over the floor....

I was just looking at these five Ukuleles sitting around my living room, and wondering about the constant desire for more. Is it that five is not enough? Would six be just the right amount? What about seven? Or maybe ten? Or maybe there should be a uke exchange, where you can play one for a while, then trade it in for another one. Or maybe a uke library where you can check one out for a couple weeks. Or maybe, I should just unload all of these mediocre ukuleles, and get one really good one. But then I would only have one....think of the emptiness one would feel with only one ukulele....yeah, screw that....I think six will be the magic number.