Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The world is full of assholes...

...rude assholes.  Just wanted to put that out there.

Actually, I just caught some lady letting her dog shit right in our yard and then walking away.  I yelled at her asking if she planned to pick it up and she casually replied "I don't have a bag" and then kept walking.  No "sorry", no remorse, no fucking manners.  Well i told her to hold up and handed her one of the little plastic bags we use for our small dog.  You see the thing is she had a big ol' golden retriever.  I just stood there and watched as she struggled to pack a lot of dog shit into a tiny bag.  Probably got some on her hands, deservedly so. What kills me is the whole air of innocence she maintained the entire time.  Like she had done nothing wrong and that asking her to pick up her dog's filth was a huge inconvenience for her.  C word!!!!

And if you want to know what this has to do with ukuleles, the soothing Hawaiian ukulele music in my head was probably what kept me from strangling her with her dog's leash. 

Anybody else have a pleasant day?

7 comments:

Grumpy Coyote said...

I'm with you. Corporate douche-bags over here. And it's not retriever shit, but their own inadequacy and fear they poop out. But it's the same idea.

It's well past time for a UCB weekend.

Boozelele said...

Was "White Sandy Beaches" playing in your head? I love that song!!!!

deach said...

You should have picked up the shit and pretended she was Sandra Bullock.

UKISOCIETY said...

Another reference by Deach to something I know I'll regret Googling.....

UKISOCIETY said...

GAH.


i wus rite

DearOldNutjob said...

Maybe you could put Corser to work for about a month, have him fill a wheelbarrow, maybe help him fill it, if you know what I mean, and then follow her home. Make sure you forget the plastic bag.

benmealer said...

there's a person at the end of my block that doesn't pick up after his(or her)dog. the turds are huge. (s)he leaves them right in the middle of the sidewalk and does it multiple times daily so theres moutains of turds. my wife made a nice sign at work that said "please clean up after your dog because it keeps the neighborhood pretty." that didn't work so i made a sign that said "pick up after your dog or i will KILL you" with a drawing of a dog turd, a knife, and a skull. that worked for about a week. my next one's going to say "i know who you are, i can see you from my window, and i'm going to shoot you next time i see you leave your dog's shit on the sidewalk. do you feel lucky punk?" if that works i've got to figure out something for the asshole with the car alarm that goes off every 10 min. every night. every freakin' night.

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