Sunday, May 9, 2010

Well Fine Then

Alright- ya know what? To hell with you guys. I tried to post a nice, uke related blog- all calm & rational & sensical... & what do I get? Well not comments, that's for sure. So fine. You've backed me into a corner. Ya wanna know what I *really* think?

I think that getting extremely drunk & watching Lost right before bed gives you some severly messed up dreams. Whacky, whacky shit.

I think that it's important to set realistic goals for yourself. That's why my goal for the UWC this year is to vomit on someones shoes.

I think that Mothers Day is freaking awesome- it's even better than my birthday. I told my twelve year old son I wanted him to paint my toe nails for me & you shoulda seen the look on his face. Pure terror.

I think that snow in May is ridonkulous- but it still snowed here this morning.

I think that the fact that someone sent me a message on Youtube Friday solely to tell me that they had surpassed me in subs was jaw dropping. They shalt remain nameless of course.... but I figure that the size of this persons balls would make them easily recongnizable if anyone should ever run into them. I mean seriously- do you have to get specially tailored pants for that?

9 comments:

DeG said...

Note to self: Wear flip-flops to UWC...

Happy Mother's Day Adelle!!

Boozelele said...

Since you are the only UCB'er that is a mother....(other's are mother f'ers)...you deserve a special mother's day treat....I recommend drinking so much that you vomit on your freshly painted toenails.

DearOldNutjob said...

What's up with the ridonkulous? I can't help reading something into that. Yeah, I know, paranoid. Happy Mother's Day, Adelle!

Grumpy Coyote said...

Hahaha... Dying to know who sent you that sub message.

howlinhobbit said...

jaysus! 3rd try on this comment. blogspot is being very bad today.

Woodshed has a perfect word to describe your little note sender: twunt.

Happy Mother's Day, Adelle.

(btw... what color for the toenails?)

RussBuss said...

what Coyote said. i'm gonna have to email you for the dirt. hope you had a nice mother's day Adelle and that your kid did a clean job on your toenails.

benmealer said...

take that! eat my subscription dust! ...and happy mother's day;)

Baron said...

I'll gladly paint your toenails at UWC and will eagerly accept your vomit on my shoes. That's just the way I am.

Mugambismonkey said...

Don't vomit on my shoes, please. :-)

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