- Should I play a soprano, concert or tenor ukulele?
- What key should I play this song in?
- Is it okay to use a strap with my ukulele?
- What color uke should i buy?
- Can I use a pick or is forbidden?
- Why is Aldrine so damn handsome?
- Low G or high G?
- What is the correct pronunciation of "ukulele"?
When you're done grabbing them in the biscuits, have yourself a happy new year! *loud drunken applause*