Monday, February 14, 2011

Stop Wasting Time


I know that we are all busy people what with all the blogs to post, forums to moderate, songs to write, dogs to wash, videos to make, porn to watch, and drinks to drink (did I leave anyone out?). It's getting to the point where there just isn't enough time in the day to accomplish all of these important tasks and still have time for non-essential things like jobs, and families, and showers.- So in order to improve efficiency, Ive been working on a system that will help reduce the time we waste watching and commenting on ukulele youtube videos. Also this system will help us with the age old question "what the hell do I put in this comment???" From now on, just type in the number that corresponds to the appropriate comment that you would like to leave. (or you can copy and paste from this blog...you should be able to do this and move on within 10 seconds of the video starting)....

1. Hey friend, great song! You are an excellent song writer/uke player. I love your originals and/or covers.
2. Keep 'em coming, haven't seen you in a while! Where have you been? I love your videos, you're always so creative.
3. The uke sounds great! You sure can play that thing. I love the solo and/or strumming pattern.
4. 5**** and Faved!
5. Great job! I listened to this song all the way through, and loved every second of it. Especially that cool thing you did at the end.
6. Get the audio file from this video at tubepull doht cohm.
7. Tabs plz.
8. Go kill yourself!

This is a work in process, if you have additional ideas, please share them.

16 comments:

howlinhobbit said...

9. Why don't you play a real guitar?
10. ur pretty gud. have u seen ths guy? [link to Jake's Central Park vid]

RussBuss said...

"tubepull", lolz.

Boozelele said...

Good additions Hobbit. Russell, you are so mature.

RussBuss said...

@boozelle: Satchel

Suzala said...

Hobbit, ya made me laugh outloud! Seriously.
11. I want to marry you
12. You should record this again, but think about making your voice sound fuller
13. what made you play it?

DeG said...

14. You're like all good and stuffs...

BugginWord said...

Hobbit nailed it. *slow clap*

Boozelele said...

Two favorites that I have never had. "marry me" and "go kill yourself". I love extremes.

Little 6ster said...

EggZZeLLent post and comments! Trop drôle et criant de vérité!

P.S: i've had all of them! + "Tu ferais mieux de balayer ta cuisine!"

dktoller said...

Hmmm... I usually just keep a separate window open and copy comments from the last video I watched ; )

Gives the appearance of time and thought. Until "Great job Dan, nice picking!" gets pasted onto a Russ vid.

Baron said...

15. I'm touching myself while watching your vid.

UKISOCIETY said...

16. I'm touching Robin while watching your vid.

benmealer said...

#2

Baron said...

17. I'm being touched by Alan while watching your vid, and I'm loving it!

HumbleUker said...

#18 You're really hot can I get your nummer?

See Jen's rant about creepy bad spellin' dudes hitting on her...
http://www.youtube.com/user/JenerallyxSpeaking#p/c/1E56BAFDAE716247/1/QYe5qglZpKk

GonUkeCrazy said...

#19 I'm a professional musician and I think that your vocals were a bit bitchy, and you should have done in in F U. Just had to add the condescending choice for those who want to be condescending assholes. By the way I am not a professional musician, just a normal weirdo that llloves playing the uke.

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