Friday, September 25, 2009

JNCSI

If I have to watch another stop-motion strip-tease of someone opening a stupid uke one more time, I'm going to have to falcon punch an iceberg.

The d-bag checklist to buying a uke.

1. Start several threads on UU asking about the best uke. Do NOT give anyone any hints to size, style, sound or anything that might help narrow down the search.

2. Ignore all advice you were given, and buy a uke that no one has suggested

3. Start a thread about waiting for it to arrive.

4. Start a thread that telling everyone about the uke you just received.

5. Make a stop-motion video of you unwrapping the uke.

6. Make a video playing one of these songs

7. Start a thread about which strings would sound best on your uke.

8. Start a thread about how you wished you had bought a "K" uke.

9. Try to sell uke for the same price you paid.

10. Go to step 1.

11 comments:

Mugambismonkey said...

Ok, I'm pleading guilty to having committed step 9 (but it hasn't worked out). But not guilty to all other charges...

RussBuss said...

they can all suck it.

Adelle the Great said...

Deach, is it that time of the month?

Heather Brandt said...

Did I mention I just got a new Makala? It's got Aquila strings on it, but I wonder...

UKISOCIETY said...

Heather, get off the computer!

Boozelele said...

JNCSI? I bet not.

Adelle the Great said...

Ya think? I've seen JNS on several occasions.

Grumpy Coyote said...

I just want to see you falcon punch an iceberg.

deach said...

GCT - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Iceberg&defid=2695631

Grumpy Coyote said...

Funny that I got "falcon punch" but not iceberg... Nerd points to me.

John Irving said...

I'm guilty of at least 60% of those.

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