so i've been visiting the Mainland ukes website everyday for the past month waiting for their new models to arrive. let's call it full blown UAS. i really don't need another uke. i do however, (paces back and forth), have the urge, (wipes forehead with hankerchief), to JUSTIFYYYYYYYYY!!! (stomp stomp)
1. i'm buying an upgrade for another uke i plan to sell (LIES)
2. i don't have one is this size and wood combination (AS IF I CAN TELL THE DIFF)
3. a better uke will encourage me to learn more (BULLSHIT)
4. my 401k can suck it, i need another uke just because i do (TRUTH HURTS)
anyway, i'll continue to visit the Mainland ukes website twice a day until the new honeybees and mangos show up. i will then proceed to sell a kidney and maybe all my hair to buy something....anything!
i really should have taken up smack instead of uke. it's much easier to get a fix.