Wednesday, September 16, 2009
One of my pet peeves lately has been people who name their Ukuleles. Of couse I'm not talking about you guys (if you indeed do that). But I've seen people who list their ukuleles in their signature and have their cute little pet-names listed next to each one. Kala AS-C Sadie, Bugsuke Concert Scoobie, Oscar Schmidt Soprano Pookie, Washburn Tenor Princess...etc. Come on guys...really? And if you do name your uke, when do you actually use their names? Do you talk to them? Do you call for them in the night? Do you whisper to them, telling them to make you sound better? What's next, making out with them? Rubbing them on your crotch? Hugging them at the end of your videos? Just to be clear, ukulele's are inanimate objects. They are NOT living beings. Seriously where does it end?
Ok now that I am done bitching I am going to get up off of Dave (my chair), walk accross Matt (the floor) and go eat Suzie (my sandwich). After that I might go play with Little Kevin.
Posted by Boozelele at 2:59 PM