Sunday, August 16, 2009

How Low We Have Sunken.

Although it came with little fanfare, a new UCB contributer was christened in San Francisco last weekend. Grumpy Coyote had been campaigning for full contributer status for some time. At first it was cute in a raggedy, prdophile kind of way. But eventually it just became embarrassing and pathetic. So a secret meeting was held and after hours of deliberation, in a close 3 to 2 vote (with one abstention*) The Grumpy One was allowed into our secret society. Of course there will be a probationary period where he will be our virtual slave and subjected to all kinds of taunting, teasing, and tea-bagging. But in time, if he sticks with it, he can become a total U.C.Bitch with all its privileges and benefits. Please join me in congratulating him.

*one member did not make the trip...we tried to get Corser to vote in his stead, but all he did was growl and piss on Grumpy's shoe. We counted that as a NO vote. It's likely that Alan would have responded the same way, hence the 3 to 2 vote count.




How's that for a welcome?! ;)

Sad that I missed all the groveling, etc.

Grumpy Coyote said...

I heard there was tea?


Send me a shoe, Grumps, I'll pee on it and send it back.

Send return postage, plz.


RussBuss said...

honestly, i was on the fence about this one. but grumpy gave me sample, then i was sold.

welcome home grumpmaster 3000, you old ass prdophile!

Mugambismonkey said...

Pprdophile? *lolz*

deach said...

Oh is that what the vote was all about. I thought we were voting if Grump should go get more beer. I would have voted with the other 2 if I had known. GCSI.

Mugambismonkey said...

Congrats Duncan! Can't wait to read your contributions! :-)

Grumpy Coyote said...

Oh and for the record... it turns out "teabagging" is NOT tea.

Just, you know, for reference.

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