Sunday, August 16, 2009
Although it came with little fanfare, a new UCB contributer was christened in San Francisco last weekend. Grumpy Coyote had been campaigning for full contributer status for some time. At first it was cute in a raggedy, prdophile kind of way. But eventually it just became embarrassing and pathetic. So a secret meeting was held and after hours of deliberation, in a close 3 to 2 vote (with one abstention*) The Grumpy One was allowed into our secret society. Of course there will be a probationary period where he will be our virtual slave and subjected to all kinds of taunting, teasing, and tea-bagging. But in time, if he sticks with it, he can become a total U.C.Bitch with all its privileges and benefits. Please join me in congratulating him.
*one member did not make the trip...we tried to get Corser to vote in his stead, but all he did was growl and piss on Grumpy's shoe. We counted that as a NO vote. It's likely that Alan would have responded the same way, hence the 3 to 2 vote count.