Thursday, August 27, 2009

writers block fail

so maybe it's time for some lube, because these creative juices just aren't flowin'. there are only 4 more days left in August and i can't seem to come up with anything for Grumpy's Bring the Song Challenge. anyhow, i may have to just fail for August and have better hopes for September. maybe by then something happy or tragic will happen in my life and i'll be inspired to jot down some words. maybe an anvil will fall on my head tomorrow and i'll be in too much of a vegetative state to have to write anymore. i wonder if Adelle and Grumpy would like me more as a vegetable.

how do you prolific songwriters do it? is it the heroin? cuz i can find heroin....



Aw, just do 2 songs in September. It's not the longest month, but for me it always feels like it. Your juices (.....ugh..) will get flowing soon. If not, here are some song title suggestions:

Lincoln had it Coming

IHOP I love you

Muscatel for Two

Bring Me a Rope, Sally

You're Gay, I'm Bilateral

You're welcome, Russy!

Adelle the Great said...

Russ if you were a vegetable you would be corn. Everyone loves corn, and try as you might you can't turn it into shit. Awww yh.

Mugambismonkey said...

Imagine you were Corser and write a song from his point of view... "Don't bite the hand that feeds you" - something like that maybe? :-)

Boozelele said...

Ive got your lube. Oh wait, there is no need for hate here. Just do what I do Russ....aim much lower....I didn't bother to write any.

Grumpy Coyote said...

Do what I do - Steal.

How about the POV of some inanimate object?

Life as a barstool?

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