So I saw a walking Abercrombie & Fitch add today. A group of about 6 guys- all sporting pre-faded tshirts, flip flops, & tribal tattoos. They all had the same hair cut. They were going into Applebees* of all places- too perfect.
I started to point them out to my other half "Look, a... a... " & I didn't know what to say. What do you call a group of d-bags? A flock? A flock of douche bags. Maybe a gaggle or pack? Certainly not a pride or school... those words are far too kind to be associated with d-bags. Herd or swarm seem more fitting. "I narrowly avoided a swarm of d-bags today. They were crawling all over Crapplebees parking lot."
*I hate that fucking place. I was at the bank, across the parking lot.