Sunday, November 1, 2009

The E stands for Evil

I hate you E-bay.

I hate how when I load your site, you automatically put "great deals" on ukes right there in the window- pictures & all. Just wave em around in front of my nose... like fresh chocolate chip ukes, right outta the oven. "Mmmm don't these ukes look sooooo good? Free shipping! I know how you love free shipping!"

Ya know what? Scew you E-bay! Maybe I logged on to look for an electric pencil sharpener... or a, or a slightly used set of poker chips. Yeah! See, I was thinking with Christmas coming up I could get some good deals and...

Okay fuck you I was gonna look for ukes.

7 comments:

UKISOCIETY said...

Soooo, what choo bid on?

deach said...

I laugh at you while I play my new Kala soprano travel uke.

Mugambismonkey said...

I can totally relate. I hate it when the next uke is only just a mouseclick away (even though it may actually be in Hawaii...)

Boozelele said...

The other day when I got my new Mainland, I was sitting around later the same day, and without even thinking I clicked on ebay and started looking at uke's. WTF?

Boozelele said...

...and the "Bay" stands for "Baycon".

RussBuss said...

lolz at "evil baycon"!

luckily i've hit an impasse with my UAS. i haven't wanted or shopped for anything since the mango mainland. it hasn't been that long though, so i'm sure it will start up again soon enough. eBCSI.

Chuck said...

You seem like an angry young lady Adelle....Have a beer & smile...Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you......Ebay is good for you...

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