Tuesday, November 17, 2009

For 'Delly's Road Rage

Like they made it for you...


5 comments:

RussBuss said...

how many UU points do you get if you order that?

free shipping at least?

UkeNinja said...

[caution: lame piggybacking on other people's jokes!]

More details please. Does the package include an upgraded chain, chain tension adjuster, "the works" setup, and humidifier? Ah, also it would be great to have a case for air travel. Do these babies fit in the overhead compartment, or would the soprano (aka "Junior") model be better for that? I wouldn't want to send it as checked luggage, you know how those luggage guys throw around the bags and cases.... Maybe my stubby fingers might hinder proper operation though, with that three-button-at-a-time safety release.

Ah yes. And a pick to remove meat residue from the moving parts.

Mugambismonkey said...

Oh... this thingy looks like a must have! I was just imagining spotting Jason Mraz travelling together with Wham in a bus in front of me... and me, leaning out of the open sunroof of my battered VW Golf, aiming the rocket-propelled chainsaw at the bus and pulling the trigger with gusto... hmm, I like to daydream... lovely hate-dreams... :-)

Hmm, but then again, if Wham was dead, they would play "Last Christmas" particularly often on the radio next month... *sigh* Whichever way you handle this, the earworm remains!! *Boo Hoo*

UKISOCIETY said...

I want a gun that shoots 3 rabid ferrets at a time. Not 1, not 2 not 4. But 3. I figure if two of them start fighting each other, at least the third will bite his intended target. And what could me more terrifying that see 3 rabid ferrets flying your way?

Grumpy Coyote said...

Three rabid ferrets... with laser-eyes.

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