Friday, November 6, 2009

I can haz "like"


it can't be all hate all the time. there are brief moments of "like" in between all the amazing body rockin' hategasms that happen 'round here. i mean, there's got to be some yin to the yang, some light to the dark, some ebony to the...oh you get the point. i was in the shower today, and not huddled up and crying in the corner like usual, but just contemplating the things in life that make me smile. there are so many great things in this world to appreciate, so much wonder and joy for us to behold, it's almost unbearable at times. you know, the kind of joy that makes you want to just gather up all your friends (and sheep if you got'em) and have one big group hug. mmmMMMMAhhhh (that's how you type out the sound of a hug right? no? well fuck you then).

so anyhow, here are some things that made me happy today:

1. a lady walking her dog in front of our house, picked up her dog's poop instead of just leaving it there on the sidewalk like an inconsiderate bitch. so darling

2. a man listening to raucous rap music in his POS hooptie did so at a volume that was inaudible by people on the street and the subwoofers didn't cause said hooptie to rattle like a shopping cart full of empty soda cans. what a delight

3. the clouds in the sky wept a bit, causing little drops of rain to fall and wash all the bird shit off of my car. joy be with you


so tell me lovely internet folk, what brought a smile to your face today?

9 comments:

Mugambismonkey said...

I last smiled 3 days ago, when my neighbor Mrs. Franken became 100! She's cool, often accepted my uke shipments when I was not at home. I had no idea that she was THAT old.

Then I thought "Fucking 65 more years to go, if I'll get 100... FEA!"

Boozelele said...

Those red spots on my junk are finally starting to go away...

deach said...

Boozelle said...

Those red spots on my junk are finally starting to go away...


you mean...they're are so many it's just one red spot now. red cock, legend of the boozelle.

UKISOCIETY said...

I'm sick with the flu and got bad rep points on UU for inadvertently saying something insulting. However, this is the kind of post that makes me wanna say, "Well, back to bed."

bleh.

RussBuss said...

bummer on the flu, hope you get better alan. as for the news on your negative rep, boo f'n hoo. does that affect your chances at being voted homecoming queen? yh.

Heather Brandt said...
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Mugambismonkey said...

Hi Uki, gave you some positive rep. on UU. Hope you'll recover sooner now!

deach said...

Mugambismonkey said...

Hi Uki, gave you some positive rep. on UU. Hope you'll recover sooner now!


i'm giving you a neg rep point for giving him a positive rep point and i'm un-subbing boozelle!

Grumpy Coyote said...

I spun my motorcycle tire on the way out this morning - shooting gravel into my neighbors car...

Wait, I don't think I know how to play this game.

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