Crap. This KoAloha D-VI (or DIV for you Deach) is up on Fleamarketmusic's marketplace for $850US, w/ case.
Already having him make me a video so I know it's the real deal (as opposed to one of the recent scams).
I may be doomed. I'm about to pay $850 + shipping for what is essentially a Koa-wood capo.
Quick - buy it before I can.