Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Formal Road Rage

An open letter to the guy that cut me off in traffic this morning for no apparent reason (seriously, there were like NO cars behind me for miles) and then proceeded to drive 15 miles under the speed limit:

Dear sir,

Why ya gotta be such a douche bag? I mean, seriously, dude... was that really necessary?


Adelle (the Great)



Quit driving around aimlessly and pick a winner for your contest already! : )

Mugambismonkey said...

Could anyone define "douche bag" for me, please? I know tea bags, shopping bags, etc. but wtf is a douche bag? What's the etymology? I usually don't take any bags with me when I'm taking a shower.
Thanks in advance!

RussBuss said...

i was having a pretty bad driving day yesterday. seems like all the sunday drivers spilled over into mondays. FEA.

mugambismonkey, douche bags are for carrying douches around when you want to keep your hands free.

Grumpy Coyote said...

Three words for you, my curley haired hippie friend...

Rocket Propelled Chainsaw

Mugambismonkey said...

Is that me or Russ, the "curley haired hoppie friend"? :-)

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