So I saw a walking Abercrombie & Fitch add today. A group of about 6 guys- all sporting pre-faded tshirts, flip flops, & tribal tattoos. They all had the same hair cut. They were going into Applebees* of all places- too perfect.
I started to point them out to my other half "Look, a... a... " & I didn't know what to say. What do you call a group of d-bags? A flock? A flock of douche bags. Maybe a gaggle or pack? Certainly not a pride or school... those words are far too kind to be associated with d-bags. Herd or swarm seem more fitting. "I narrowly avoided a swarm of d-bags today. They were crawling all over Crapplebees parking lot."
*I hate that fucking place. I was at the bank, across the parking lot.
Saturday, August 15, 2009
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I think it would be a "Flock of Frat Boys"...but I'm not sure about D-Bags. I think maybe you would say a "Bag of Douches"....
a circle jerk of d-bags.
a reach around of d-bags.
a half-rack of kevins.
Duh, half-rack is a West Coast term...no one knows what that means. Pony Keg of Russ's... now everyone knows what that is.
I think I wouldn't recognize "a walking Abercrombie & Fitch" unless somebody was rubbing the label under my nose. I guess you wouldn't necessarily call me a fashion victim... *giggles* (Ignorance is bliss!!)
A sleaze of d-bags? A twist?
How about "a Ticasy of D-bags" Ticasy spelled TCASI.
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