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7 comments:
Somebody give me my voice back and I'll do one!
/srsly, once I can sing again, I'm up for it. Adelle and I still have one planned from, say, a YEAR ago, but I dilly-dallied.
Me so bad. :(
Have you noticed the latest limerick contest on UU? These could be made into a collab song... here are some samples of mine:
There once was a bloke called Darth Vader
who loved to play with his light-saber
someone deached him an uke
now together with Luke
he plays in a band they call "Neighbor"
Once in a lake called Loch Ness
a monster was in deep distress
a posh girl from Delhi
who played ukulele
on the shore became his mistress
Once a young scammer called Loa
tried to sell us a fake Ko'aloha
he was soon debunked
and his login defunct
still he claims that it's made out of Koa
i guess it's time to dust off the ol' camera. UCBCSI.
Just like my wedding... tell me when to be there, where to stand, and what to say - and I'm in.
I think that's the problem, Grumps. Adelle will need to tell all you boys when to shoot, where to stand, and what to sing.
Sorry guys... I have to show off a last one:
There was an old Hippie of Goa
who sat on his own Ko'aloha
he was pissed as a fart
and said "this wood is hard!"
in his balls they found splinters of Koa
Oh bless you, Trina! After days spent with me you still think I'm responsible.
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